Team Assassin

One thing I don't like from Animation Domination, as an OCD guy, is that the Belchers' last child, is no longer a baby unlike any other third children. But that's fine. That's so, so fine. Because there's something worse.

Yes, the Smiths only have two children and OWNS AN ALIEN INSTEAD!

It really violates my keep-things-in-right-extremely-similar-order sense :(

But anyway, despite the confusing composition, the show must go on.

There's one similarity between the fifth member of the family tho.

Mmm what is it ya... Oh right. Five of them are

Killer Within

From left to right: Louise Belcher, Stewie Griffin, Maggie Simpson, Rallo Tubbs, and Roger "Smith".
And for the last time, pictures aren't mine. Try to look for them in Google.

Especially for the babies. Maggie Simpson never seen talking, or reacting to most of scenes happened around her. But there's this deep, need-to-be-dug mystery inside of her. And she's quiet familiar with guns which she used on some episodes. While Rallo Tubbs, he's not as young as Maggie, he can talk anyway. But the way he acts, the way he speaks, the way he hates his step father Cleveland, seems like there's this aggressive thug possessing his body.

Louise Belcher is the eldest among the human babies. There's no mystery lies beneath her because she's 9 and her true behavior can be explored already. But to her siblings Tina and Gene, Louise can be considered as 'devil'. She dominates them. She's a controlling-type of girl and she makes messes a lot. Slightly similar to Roger who constantly seen manipulating, cruel, self-interested and tricky. He's a non human being and not even a part of the Smiths so, I'm not gonna talk about him too much.

Now the best part of this, well as you might guessed earlier, would be Stewie Griffin. Damn he looks antagonist, cold, mafia-liked, all characteristic of bad guys are on him. But he's a baby and that makes him so mysterious. He's also sarcastic -tho people might heard his words as if he talks nonsense like a regular baby, he can do stuff adult guys can't even do, and he possesses this major hatred towards his mother Lois. He's just, so, unguessable.

Well that's the Animation Domination's fifth requirement.

So now if you want to air your fantasy family in FOX,

Develop a rebel spin-off

Team "I'm Living My Own Way" Daughters

It's Saturday already!
Gosh day passed so fast, don't you think?
Now it's time for the fourth Animation Domination! -- one more to go!

Recap, recap.
We've been talking about the dads, the moms, the sons,
So now you know where we are, and yes! Please welcome

Daddy's little girl, who hates daddy

From left to right: Tina Belcher, Meg Griffin, Lisa Simpson, Roberta Tubbs and Hayley Smith.
So yea yea, you know the pictures aren't mine, those are obtained from Google.

Well, not all of them hate their fathers.

Lisa Simpson is one with the moderate level of hating her dad. Well it's because of her brilliant side, logical way of thinking, and plus she's a Buddhist, all of those smart pants things are totally against Homer's lifestyle. That's why that fat ass sometimes ignore Lisa. The same thing goes with Meg Griffin. She's oftenly underestimated by her father because she has all the criteria of being a loser. No wonder why most of the times, Meg turns to be a rebel girl towards Peter. 

So the girls with the highest hatred level for their dads, are Roberta Tubbs and Hayley Smith. See, Roberta is Cleveland's step daughter. That explains why she doesn't really care about what Cleveland concerns. He's not her real dad anyway. Now Hayley, Hayley is a true hipster-liberal girl. She drinks alcohol, smokes marijuana, and all of it, of course, are against Sam's value as he's an ultra patriotic American guy.

While Tina Belcher, is the least likely to hate her dad remembering that Bob Belcher is the least idiotic among other dads. But still, her way of living is against her family daily habit. She's emotionless, not interesting, accused to be autistic, and what surprised me was, she's a pervert. She writes erotic stories, she peeks into boys locker room, and she fantasizes about weird sex stuff.

Anyhow, these five girls still love their fathers. They know that their dads love their families so much and they know that they love them as well. After all, they're just a bunch of growing teenagers who find it cool to act against what their fathers want.

Well that's the Animation Domination's fourth requirement.
So now if you want to air your fantasy family in FOX,
Make a different path for the girls

Team Loser Sons

God it's been a very busy moment of my life.

I enjoyed being a copywriter so much and--

Okay, it's not a post to talk about that.

Remember about Animation Domination stuff I brought up?

I talked about the fathers and the mothers already,

And now I'm entering the third similarity.

Hats up to the useless sons.

From left to right: Gene Belcher, Chris Griffin, Bart Simpson, Cleveland Brown Jr and Steve Smith.
The pictures, again, are not mine and I obtained those from Google.

We know Bart Simpson. We all know that brat Bart. A troublemaker, a menace, has no manner and owns a bad bad attitude towards his father, sometimes get bullied by bigger kids and befriends another loser named Milhouse. Good thing is, Bart still have his brilliant side sometimes he can enjoy the world on his own way.

A different thing goes to Chris Griffin, Cleveland Brown Jr. and Gene Belcher. They're imbecile, they're dumb, most of the times are underestimated and referred as idiots even by their own families and in addition, they're fat. To make it worse, Cleveland tend to be gay.

But the true figure of a nerd lies on Steve Smith. Extremely distinct to his father Sam who -for people who don't know his real side- looks athletic, or his mother Francine who looks like a diva, or his sister Hayley who looks cool, Steve uses glasses instead. His friends are total gawks consisting of a fat ass, an acne breeder nerd, and a geeky Asian. And oftenly, he gets manipulated by his slick alien housemate and sets into troubles.

Well that's the Animation Domination's third requirement.

So now if you want to air your fantasy family in FOX,

Beat their sons awfully

Team Hot Mommas

We're entering the second list of Animation Domination similarities.

In a dream, ideal, worth-to-be-sold family according to FOX, the first man should be so foolish that when seeing them, the audience will subconsciously clench their fists and fantasizing a scene where they can actually hit those moronic fathers in the head until they finally act normal. Phew, what a complicated sentence I got there.

But to make it balance,

FOX wants their woman, their lifetime partner,

As a dainty wife.

From left to right: Linda Belcher, Lois Griffin, Marge Simpson, Donna Tubbs-Brown and Francine Smith.
Again, pictures aren't mine. I obtained it somewhere in Google.

Are you with me? Yeah, these women are, indeed, lovely. I mean, they can stand living with their chaotic husbands and make it until three kids far. Run the errands with heart, clean up the mess those men made, give helping solutions and advice, sincerely forgive them when they make mistakes -and those husbands make mistakes all the time. Not to mention their struggle to make their husbands get along with their crazy sons, and independent daughters, and other stuff! Well perhaps, that's what they call love. BUT STILL!? Who can genuinely survive facing those bastards??

Well for Linda, maybe it's possible. After all, her husband's not so insane. Also for Francine. I mean, Stan's an ass, but he works for CIA. It's a good money I guess. But how about Marge, Lois and Donna?? Those three men they're married into are, you know, fat, not-at-all dream typed men, not making a good money... These women waste their charm for nothing.

Oh, now speaking about charm, these wives DO have it! And they're smoking hot! Especially Francine Smith. She's a typical American teenager figure, transforming into a mother. Oh let's not talk further about it, I might turn weirder speaking about these fancy women.

Well that's the Animation Domination's second requirement.

So now if you want to air your fantasy family in FOX,

Give the mothers a lovely touch

Team Retarded Pops

Speaking about the Animation Domination I brought before, let's proceed to the first similarity those series have in common. Well as I mentioned before, the stories are about families. The Simpsons, the Griffins, the Browns and Tubbs, the Smiths and the Belchers. The member of those families are mostly the same at numbers; a set of parents with three children -except the Smiths, only two kids.

So what else? Well, let's say that

The man of the family, the husbands, the fathers,

Yes, they are jerks.

From left to right: Bob Belcher, Peter Griffin, Homer Simpson, Cleveland Brown and Stan Smith.
Pictures aren't mine. I obtained it somewhere in Google.

You know Homer Simpson. An absent minded guy from Springfield, an idiotic husband which the only things he ever think about is just food. And donuts. He's just so similar to Peter Griffin, Cleveland Brown and Stan Smith which, as I told you before, are all made by the same guy Seth MacFarlane. In summary, they're a set of loser dads with short-termed way of thinking.

Bob Belcher from Bob's Burgers, well as I observed from some episodes, is actually not as dumb as the other four dads. He's considered retarded, in other way. Like the way his burger restaurant is so poorly managed, and somehow he often face various unlucky moments due to his rivalry with the Pestos.

But after all, these fathers love his families. Too much. Despite their nonsense behavior, they put their families upon any other things. They truly love their wives, and -a bit- care for their children. Although yea sometimes, most of the times, they are hated by the kids, especially their daughters. But whatever, they'll fight for them.

Well that's the Animation Domination's first requirement.

So now if you want to air your fantasy family in FOX,

Create a lunatic father

Animation Domination

Ever heard about that? Well, tune in FOX and when you see some cartoons wrapped together, aired back-to-back like 3 to 4 episodes in a row, then let's say you're watching Animation Domination.

It consists of The Simpsons, Family Guy, Cleveland Show, American Dad and Bob's Burgers. One about a regular American family, the other one too, then about two dysfunctional African-American families, another American family, and the last one's about a French-Canadian family.

You see any similarities between those five series?

The shows are about families

- Families of five, aside the Smiths -

Yes, there are lots of other similarities among them. Well, despite the fact that Family Guy, Cleveland Show and American Dad are created by the same guy -which I started to be a fan of, lately- but still! They do have many similarities.

This is why I started the topic. I'm going to reveal about those same things these five cartoons share in common. Well, it's just my opinion tho, and a tiny few of those sameness are actually, well let's be honest, a bit forced. Yea somehow I have to keep the coolness of the topic, don't you think?

Now enough about the prologue.

Let's start the talking, well, later on.

See some FOX first, will ya?