Sunday, May 12, 2013

Team Hot Mommas


We're entering the second list of Animation Domination similarities.

In a dream, ideal, worth-to-be-sold family according to FOX, the first man should be so foolish that when seeing them, the audience will subconsciously clench their fists and fantasizing a scene where they can actually hit those moronic fathers in the head until they finally act normal. Phew, what a complicated sentence I got there.

But to make it balance,
FOX wants their woman, their lifetime partner,

As a dainty wife.

From left to right: Linda Belcher, Lois Griffin, Marge Simpson, Donna Tubbs-Brown and Francine Smith.
Again, pictures aren't mine. I obtained it somewhere in Google.

Are you with me? Yeah, these women are, indeed, lovely. I mean, they can stand living with their chaotic husbands and make it until three kids far. Run the errands with heart, clean up the mess those men made, give helping solutions and advice, sincerely forgive them when they make mistakes -and those husbands make mistakes all the time. Not to mention their struggle to make their husbands get along with their crazy sons, and independent daughters, and other stuff! Well perhaps, that's what they call love. BUT STILL!? Who can genuinely survive facing those bastards??

Well for Linda, maybe it's possible. After all, her husband's not so insane. Also for Francine. I mean, Stan's an ass, but he works for CIA. It's a good money I guess. But how about Marge, Lois and Donna?? Those three men they're married into are, you know, fat, not-at-all dream typed men, not making a good money... These women waste their charm for nothing.

Oh, now speaking about charm, these wives DO have it! And they're smoking hot! Especially Francine Smith. She's a typical American teenager figure, transforming into a mother. Oh let's not talk further about it, I might turn weirder speaking about these fancy women.

Well that's the Animation Domination's second requirement.
So now if you want to air your fantasy family in FOX,
Give the mothers a lovely touch


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